Star Wars Update Changes
Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update#10 Tie fighters replaced with black...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!