Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...