Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...