From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the blonde who…had more on her body than on her...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...