Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...