Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...