It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...