Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...