The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home…
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In...
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...