A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...