The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...