The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!