New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Marketing that Makes Sense
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense….You see a gorgeous girl at a...