Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...