Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...