Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...