Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...