Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...