Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...