yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...