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Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...