Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...