YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...