Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...