Never talk to the parrot
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Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
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Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
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Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...