An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...