The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...