‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...