My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.