Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...