Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...