Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
The problems with golf
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Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Definition of a Wife!
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Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
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Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
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2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...