New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...