Polish Air Disaster
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit’s just a joke!Polands’s...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...