The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...