Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...