Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...