Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD’S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up…If I wasn’t born a boy..I’d...
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding…
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...