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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
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R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
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