I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...