Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
A Modest Essay
A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...