Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...