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An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
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Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
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This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
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I don’t owe anything for this drink
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