Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
The College Food Chain
The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...