Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!