Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!