Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....