Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...