Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired
The Perverse Guide To Getting HiredChapter 1 – The Resume Your resume is a...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...