Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...