A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...