What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...